Gamer sex tip #13 

asaridancer:

Just as your partner is reaching complete ecstasy while you’re going down on them, abruptly stop and say “please insert disk 2 to continue.“

ilymorgannn:

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

^^^

birdandmoon:

What to do if you find a baby bird. Many thanks to the wildlife rehabilitators who have been tirelessly fielding calls and saving birds all season.

If it’s too small, the original chart is here.

jordybordychan:

laughing-llama:

diglettdevious:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

toliverecovery:

instead of food porn we need some water, like i seriously don’t drink enough water and maybe some pictures like these would help: 

see? doesn’t that make you want some water :)

whoa now i want water

we don’t have ice at home so this makes me jealous 

water porn
wtf is up with this website

Did someone say water porn????

tokidokifish:

nyan-nyan-pur:

desynchronization:

This is that part.

"Books are, let’s face it, better than everything else."
- Nick Hornby, The Polysyllabic Spree (via bookmania)

kyleehenke:

so my sister’s fiance punched a butterfly this weekend (he is absolutely terrified of bugs like my sister is)

like it flew too close and he literally made a fist and punched the shit out of this poor butterfly

and it just exploded

I dont know whether to laugh or cry

beckyloves-x:

…so this happened on New Leaf - wtf Nintendo